I could confess to a murder, you can’t say a word. I could have murdered someone this morning and you can’t say a word. But, if i’m planning to commit a murder…

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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citizen: it's a bird!

citizen: it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman: it's a metaphor

4 hours ago | 35,623 notes (originally from litlpup)


scythfi-writer:

ask-bro:

Nah, man. I barely even see them.

"Howdy"

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fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

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totalspiffage:

Watching dubbed anime.

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regiina-mills:

my-winter-soldier:

the-final-companion:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

the-mushroom-hobbit:

cumberbauched:

sezzi-roo:

mcrspookedmywife:

twerkyburgers:

would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?

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Tumblr: The place where all the important, thought provoking questions are asked.

is the sex tape in HD?

Can I be the priest?

there are two kinds of people

is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?

Three kinds

was the sex tape recorded at the wedding?

(Source: codypendency, via death-pixie)

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dances-withhipsters:

resubee:

Thor the passive aggressive roommate.

IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.

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 Chibi Mako-chan ^^

(Source: houtarouh, via happyworus)

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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surimistick:

jakuzures-witness:

People who watch Kill la Kill and are capable of accepting its flaws

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People who watch Kill la Kill and act like its flawless and immune to criticism

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People who don’t watch Kill la Kill and declare the show/its viewers to be perverts without knowing anything about the show outside of the Kamui’s appearance

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yes thank you

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Kuroshitsuji / CHP. 58 / Remember that time Elizabeth saved her fiance? 

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